Nothing screams late-stage capitalism like facing a world-wide pandemic wearing a diamond studded face mask.. that’s not saying capitalism is coming to an end per se, but according to this guy I know, some disease is apparently on its way to ending the world (I don’t read the news, but he seems legit. I saw him read a book once)… so yes, capitalism will end, along with everything else apparently. Except Twinkies.

Mask trivia: the most expensive diamond mask in the world
Mask trivia: the most expensive diamond mask in the world

If you want to face down the all-consuming miasma and still look catwalk ready, why not get yourself a diamond studded face mask? According to data from the CDC, the WHO and the Kim Jong-Un Polytechnic University, however, the wearing of a $1.5 diamond-studded face mask is only effective at keeping you and others safe if everyone around you is also wearing a $1.5 diamond-studded face mask.

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