I think most of us need a stiff drink given how nuts 2020 has been. A quick nip of tequila before turning the news on has probably become a daily ritual for many folks across the globe. But instead of pouring yourself 3 fingers worth of Mexican gut-rot into the swilled-out measuring cap of a bottle of fabric softener, why not simply buy a bottle of Pasion Azteca by Tequila Ley?
For $3.5 million – that’s enough to buy a dog collar!
The bottle is made from platinum and white gold, covered in 6,400 diamonds. The tequila housed within the bottle is blend of 100% agave, 42% proof, 3, 6 and 9 year old tequilas from the Los Altos de Jalisco plantations – the world’s premiere location for Tequila making.
Alternatively, you could always get some potatoes and let them rot in a disused bathtub for a while before skimming off the liquids and sipping it through a Nesquik straw. Both tipples will have pretty much the same effect on you. One probably tastes a bit nicer, though. The other may turn you blind.