Vicious Flying Fairies!
The Galoob Incorporated brought out the supposedly graceful ‘Sky Dancers’ toys, that were meant to give the illusion of fairies flying magically through the sky. You achieved this by simply pulling on a cord and it sent a fairy princess spinning through the air, her wings outstretched rotating frantically as she did so.
The reality was it would crash into some unsuspecting child; often leaving them with cuts, eye injuries and broken teeth. Hardly creating a magical childhood memory to cherish forever more.