OK, these absolutely pointless accoutrements scream late-stage capitalism more than the diamond face mask. They serve no function other than to get people to go ‘wow, look at your eyes. Sparkly!’ Only for you to answer ‘Yes. They cost $15,000’. You may as well staple a wad of Benjamins to your forehead (CashHats™, hands off Kanye).
There is not a huge amount one can say about these sparkly contact lenses, save that they’re expensive and look a bit weird when worn. Perhaps that makes this entry the most apt on his list. Gaudy, blingy and oh so needlessly fancyfied. Congratulations.